talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Small penises have feelings too.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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