Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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