Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
FUCK WHALES
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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