I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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