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i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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