god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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