"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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