We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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