2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Two words: blizzard sex
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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