Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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