One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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