i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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