He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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