I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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