I think I died a long time ago.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
this just has baby written all over it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
