I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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