You really coming over, don't trick.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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