It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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