Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My ass is underappreciated
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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