This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I think I just sharted jello shots
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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