I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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