Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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