so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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