i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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