TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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