$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Everything about him screamed your future.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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