Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm like, not good at living.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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