your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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