I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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