Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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