oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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