Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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