ugly people sure do ruin things
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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