She's JV to your varsity
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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