my soul wont recognize me after tonight
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
