What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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