I'm gonna have a badass scar
i will never coherently bang her
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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this will be a night to untag.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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