The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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