After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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