This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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