everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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