I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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