My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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