I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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