Non-Jews are for practice
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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