Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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