If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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