I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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