I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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