Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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