no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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