porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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