just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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