10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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