The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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