Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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